Tiger Woods and Justin Timberlake’s NYC bar wants a character

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Are you able to carry attractive again to a neighborhood that was by no means attractive to start with?

The starry duo of Justin Timberlake and Tiger Woods are betting they will with their cavernous new Midtown sports activities bar, T-Squared Social, which opened Wednesday and is located on that famously throbbing hub of New York nightlife — er, East 42nd Avenue.

The golfer and the pop star, who’re apparently tighter than Laverne and Shirley, determined to collaborate on the enterprise throughout a spherical of golf on a luxe non-public course within the Bahamas. As one does.

The 22,000-square-foot T-Squared (Tiger and Timberlake, hardy har har), which is the swanky neighbor to a boarded-up sandwich store and a Sephora, wears numerous hats. 

And I’m not simply speaking Mets, Yankees, Jets and Giants caps. 

First, it’s a craft cocktail bar with drinks created by knowledgeable mixologist which might be given golf-y names just like the Again 9 Scorching Toddy and the Pimm’s-based 7 Rings ($21 every). There’s a theatrical Smoked Previous Common ($21). In addition they serve high-end Champagne for as a lot as $700 a bottle. Attempt going to Connolly’s close by and ordering the Krug. I dare you.

The bar options full-swing golf simulators, a bowling alley and dart boards.
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Smoked Old Fashioned
The Smoked Previous Common ($21) at T-Squared has a extremely theatrical presentation.
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Then it’s a swell place to look at the sport in your solution to Grand Central after work. There are greater than 30 TVs throughout the large area, together with what they declare is the biggest digital display in New York, at 200 inches. 

That hulking tv — the very best within the bar — sadly is behind 11 unique, reservable tables cordoned by a velvet rope to scare off us plebs. T-Squared, which is a part of the Nexus assortment of members-only sporty golf equipment, is hoping to snag subscribers for $250 per quarter.  

Hungry? T-Squared simply so occurs to be a gastropub. The very tasty and messy Madison Avenue burger ($32) is topped with caramelized onions, Comté cheese and a red-wine-based bordelaise sauce. No Heinz for you! A filling pork stomach appetizer ($23) has three completely different preparations, together with with salty hoisin sauce and spicy bacon. 


Madison Avenue Burger
The tasty Madison Avenue burger ($32) is topped with caramelized onions, bordelaise sauce and Comté cheese.
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Pork belly appetizer
Pork stomach is ready three other ways on this appetizer.
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The chopped cheese prices $19 and is … precisely the identical as a $5 bodega chopped cheese. For nearly $20 the query isn’t “The place’s the meat?” it’s “The place’s the Wagyu?”

Good God, this place is an arcade, too. There are 4 full-swing golf simulators, a mini bowling alley by the 42nd Avenue entrance and dart boards on the 43rd Avenue facet. Oh yeah, T-Squared is so big there are doorways on two blocks.

Sure, it’s bought a record-breaking TV display, elevated grub and specialty drinks.

The difficulty is that atmospherically, the institution hews nearer to Woods’ character than Timberlake’s. Translation: It doesn’t have one. 


The 22,000 square-foot T-Squared (Tiger and Timberlake, hardy har har), which is the swanky neighbor to a boarded-up sandwich shop and a Sephora, wears a lot of hats. 
The 22,000-square-foot T-Squared (Tiger and Timberlake, hardy har har), which is the swanky neighbor to a boarded-up sandwich store and a Sephora, wears numerous hats. 
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The 200-inch TV screen
An enormous 200-inch TV display, mentioned to be the largest in New York, is located behind a velvet rope.
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The bar at the front
There is only one foremost bar on the entrance, by the East 42nd Avenue entrance.
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Virtually an airport lounge, the bar waffles between a high-end indulgence and the area of popped-collar workplace bros named Chad. Whereas it’s break up up into many separate zones, there’s solely a single bar space that can inevitably be mobbed when it’s put to the take a look at throughout the Ryder Cup, which begins Sept. 29.

In a neighborhood identified for its beloved, if struggling, Irish pubs, this shiny new watering gap is in dire want of a extra convivial vibe. And maybe it would ultimately discover one.

However, in contrast to a calming 18 holes of golf, you’ll be able to’t take your time within the cutthroat world of New York nightlife.

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